Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler  

Ian Dury And The Blockheads

Are we rolling?

Here we go then

And 1,2, 3

2, 2, 3



A boy was born to Jack and Marge

In 1951

And what is love, is love, is love

And what is done, is done

The baby grew in size and rage

Beyond his normal years

And when there's blood on every page

The diary ends in tears



1-2-3-4

And I won't forget the Strangler

He's a lesson to us all

A night in shining armour

And nearly ten feet tall

I won't forget the Strangler

He's the Bournemouth Buckaroo

His friends will always weep for him

And this I tell you true



I met him up in Finchly

The man from TFA

He drove a balck three-tonner

Containing our PA

He wore a thousand earings

And a diamond on his tooth

His multi-hued probosis betrayed

A stormy youth



The Strangler on his roller-skates

Was over six foot ten

He had a double set of documents

In the names of other men

Been on the road or off the road

A thousand times since then

I only wish there'd come a chance

To do it all again



And I won't forget the Strangler

And nor will many more

Salute the Mighty Strangler

Hear the might Strangler roar

I wont' froget the Strangler

He's as volatile as wind

If no-one's getting loopy,

Then no-one's getting chinned



Later in the saga,

We come to chapter two

Of big Pete Rush the Strangler,

The Bournemouth buckaroo

We hit the road together,

The Blockheads and their crew

A gram of wiz, a drop of vod,

A can of special brew

From Spain to San Fransico

We blazed the funky trail

With occasional disbursements

To keep the Strangler out of jail

When we got to New York City

We had to let him go

Cos the dramas going on backstage

Were better than the show



And I won't forget the Strangler

And at this point we drift apart

He said you placed a dagger now

Right in